Peruvian Shaman Murders

http://www.truth-out.org/perus-top-indigenous-leader-says-industry-traffickers-behind-shaman-slayings/1323201142

Shameful whether it was perpetrated by intolerant Christians or organized crime warlords or anyone else.

Axe Bowling Alley Commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwFbibuYdds

Beyond weird.

The Kensington Rune Stone

http://www.kensingtonrunestone.com/default.aspx

Stranger than fiction.

Anwyn

https://www.daz3d.com/i/3d-models/-/anwyn-for-v4?item=13316&trid=730567170

Anwyn the Elf.

Molly Culver

http://www.mollyculver.com/index.php

She was "The Cleaner" on the Moonlight TV series.

Snorting Bath Salts

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/17/us/17salts.html

Sounds similar to people who were snorting laundry detergent and plooking each other.

Single Cougar Moms

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/39906/dumbassity-tm-lawsuit-of-the-day/#more-39906

Debbie Schlussel lands some heavy punches.

Addiction as a Chronic Disease

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/07/11/health/11addictions.html

Complicated subject.

Kate Middleton & Marilyn Monroe

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/07/11/20110711kate-middleton-had-marilyn-monroe-moment.html

Wind currents can be unpredictable.

Magnet Boy

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/07/09/2306595/brazil-boy-seems-to-attract-metal.html

Yet another case where life is at least as strange as fiction.

Shadows Magick Place

http://shadowsmagickplace.blogspot.com/

About Hoodoo and other interesting topics.

Mystery Woman

Who is Kylie Fairbanks on the Western Sky Financial TV commercial that is shown all the time on Syfy?

The Terence McKenna Cult

Terence McKenna left a clear roadmap for his cult followers.

It will be interesting to see how many of them take the path to the same end he found.

Barrett Castaneda McKenna

Q: What do Syd Barrett, Carlos Castaneda, and Terence McKenna have in common?

A: They all went out there on that stuff, but they all checked out before Frank could find out and make them do it in the movie.

Choosing Not to be Gay

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/19/magazine/my-ex-gay-friend.html

A perplexing story.

The Terence McKenna Cult

I had a chat with The Mushroom People last night.

They told me that I should cut The Terence McKenna Cult some slack because so many of them have not yet achieved enlightenment.

Apparently, many of them are stuck in some early stage of development where they spend most of their time snorting laundry detergent and plooking each other.

Man in lake

http://cjonline.com/news/2011-06-22/officers-id-milwaukee-man-found-lake

Bizarre story.

He just drove into the lake?

Labradorite

http://www.charmsoflight.com/labradorite-healing-properties.html

Strengthens trust in the universe and lowers blood pressure.

This is a great stone.

Hematite

http://www.charmsoflight.com/hematite-healing-properties.html

It dissolves negativity.

Yes She Does

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/06/06/20110606emma-watson-feel-100-years-old-intimidate-men.html

I am amazed bordering on stupification that she feels older than I do.

Dreams

Room 911 in a maze-like hotel with too few bathrooms

He Drank Urine

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/05/27/20110527louisiana-man-stuck-in-swamp-survives-on-urine-stems.html

Life can be tough in a swamp.

The Akashic Library

http://www.theakashiclibrary.com/

Something Lovecraftian about this.

Derringer Kit

http://www.dixiegunworks.com/product_info.php?cPath=22_162_194&products_id=996

Would be a ton of fun to assemble and shoot.

Bare Baristas

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/05/11/2211730/s-calif-city-bans-coffeehouse.html

We do not have this in Hales Corners.

Dreams

Flimsy wooden hut used for cover in a firefight

Evil-spirit Cleansing

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/05/10/20110510florida-evil-spirits-cleansing-scam.html

Was the scam that they did not actually remove the spirits?

Dreams

Ants on ships attacking a castle defended by cats

Chipmunks diving for fish in ice-rimmed pools

The Demonology of King James I

http://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780738723457

I wonder if the local library will get a copy of this book.

Claudia Black

http://www.claudiablackonline.com/

She was in the movie Rango.

And the TV series Stargate-SG1.

Adria

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0027351/

Character on Stargate-SG1.

Dreams

Cutting rocks

Lucid Dreaming

http://www.lucidity.com/

For some reason, I am reminded of the Lovecraftian admonition, "Call up not...."

Delusional Parasitosis

http://delusion.ucdavis.edu/delusional.html

I continue to suffer the effects of delusional parasitosis.

Eerie Lake Erie

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/ohio-man-claims-clearest-vidoe-yet-of-ufo-over-lake-erie/

Spooky.

Dreams

Elves

The Boggert

Fresh Sheets, or Lack Thereof

http://www.chicagotribune.com/travel/orl-travel-troubleshooter-2-042711,0,1277568.column

Trust no one.

Arizona Felony

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/04/27/20110427arizona-man-arrest-relieving-himself.html?source=nletter-entertainment

They take crime seriously in Arizona.

Dreams

Long hair

Superpowers

Vixen

Dreams

Selling gold

Alien and lack of bathroom facilities

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/04/26/20110426lindsay-lohan-do-her-community-service-morgue.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Hope she learns from her time at the morgue.

Dreams

Driving luxury cars inside hotels

Dreams

On the Origins of Granites

Jimmy the Swimming Turd

Lots of hot dogs at a snack shop

Dreams

15 seconds of fame

Late for dinner

Luke 10:18

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+10%3A18-20&version=NIV

He fell.

Dreams

Recycling as manual labor

Planting in the desert

Slugs on ripe tomatoes

Can't find my knife

Dreams

Desperately seeking flavor

Dreams

Insufficient shower facilities

Black widows

Pistillate

I had to go at 7, but the line was so long that I could not "pistillate."

Dreams

Game store with comfy chairs and fireplaces

Your decision gate is here and I cannot spare you any more time

Dreams

Modern shoes returned from 5000AD, some were pristine and some were severely damaged

More Dreams

Explaining the Boggert

Fruit-eating birds that look like monkeys

Dreams

Dave the Dive

Dreams

Herb presentation with no slides or PowerPoint.

Dreams

Blinded by the blackened long pig

Icelandic Museum

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/04/12/20110412iceland-penis-museum.html?source=nletter-entertainment

They should try to get John Dillinger's for the museum.

Dreams

Rental Houses and Spiders

Tattoos

Ghosts

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/04/11/20110411neve-campbell-ghosts-exist-because-ive-seen-one.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Hey, if Neve saw one ....

Parallel Universes

http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/72370/title/Book_Review_The_Hidden_Reality_Parallel_Universes_and_the_Deep_Laws_of_the_Cosmos_by_Brian_Greene

I want to read this book.

Dreams

The mice play while the cat is away, and I wrongly get the blame for it

Dreams

Flying over a sunken library.

Brenna Odell

http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Rosalyn_Landor

Worf describes her as being like a Klingon.

Dreams

Chaos

Vogel on the stair to nowhere

Shamanistic Wise Dog

http://animal.discovery.com/the-spot/daily-treat/comic-book/

I want a shamanistic wise dog.

Dreams

Mice and indoor landscaping

Ubar on Nova

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ubar/

Search for the lost city.

The Atlantis of the Sands

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iram_of_the_Pillars

Ancient times were interesting.

Vatican Blames Internet

http://blastr.com/2011/04/vatican-blames-internet-f.php

It would be an interesting conference to attend.

Prehistoric Shamanism

http://www.prehistoricshamanism.com/

Prehistoric times were very interesting times.

The Dog Shaman

http://andieandjames.wordpress.com/dog-shaman/

The methods he uses are proven through hard science and fact.

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/04/01/20110401lindsay-lohan-defends-photos-not-drinking.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Lots of people fall down in front of bars.

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/03/30/20110330lindsay-lohan-cleared-betty-ford-scuffle-case.html?source=nletter-entertainment

She dodged another bullet.

Cloud Girlfriend

http://cloudgirlfriend.com/

Going to be interesting to see how this works.

Natasha Hugger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHes7NHR80A

I have seen this trailer a million times on the Syfy channel and I never get tired of it.

Dreams

Leaking laundry in the attic

Rats and chipmunks in the basement

Vampire Romance

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/03/22/2132632/former-homestead-navy-sailor-nabbed.html

This is what role-playing games do to some people.

Dreams

Lack of shower facilities

Girls with caterpillars

Spilled gasoline

Lowlife

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-rt-entertainment-us-litre72m99r-20110323,0,5348598.story

Juries are unpredictable.

Dreams

Old acquaintances

Woman fires four rounds into neighbor's house

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/03/23/20110323florida-woman-fires-shots-for-not-getting-kiss.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Excellent.

The Paulding Light

http://www.backwoodswisconsin.com/images/paulding3.jpg

Maybe it is related to the Watersmeet Node, a geological oddity.

Dreams

Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/03/22/20110322lindsay-lohan-considering-pleading-no-contest.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Long sad saga.

Dreams

Walking, north or south?

Ming the Merciless

Blondie

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/03/21/20110321debbie-harry-admits-past-drug-addiction.html?source=nletter-entertainment

New album out soon.

Rodell Vereen

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/03/21/20110321south-carolina-sex-with-horse.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Unbelievable.

Dreams

Termites

Dreams

Mercedes

Dreams

Nascar

Dogs

Cooking without the necessary ingredients

His Mom is Satan

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/03/18/2122228/cops-pa-man-said-my-mom-is-satan.html

Bizarre incident.

Lost in time and space

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/03/16/20110316tennessee-man-tells-police-it-was-1989.html?source=nletter-entertainment

But he was only 22 years off.

Drug overdoses in Minnesota

http://www.startribune.com/local/118182584.html

Maybe they were snorting laundry detergent and plooking each other.

Lowlife

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/17/fashion/17lindsay.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha210

Her strategy is working, because people are talking about what she is wearing instead of what she has done.

Owsley

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/17/arts/music/from-owsleys-60s-to-today-a-long-strange-intergenerational-trip.html?_r=1&nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha28

Infamous distributor of LSD.

Dreams

Police brutality

Creatures in the sink drain

And several other excellent dreams that I cannot remember now

Dreams

Edible Hat

Trees with metallic fruit

Blogging

Dreams

Mice

Dreams

Skeleton Keys

Dreams

An office party for Dog Face Jerry

Gordon's copier does not work, or does it?

Atlantis

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/03/110312135018.htm

I am amazed bordering upon stupification that they actually found Atlantis.

Well, maybe.

Dreams

Multiple-choice tests

Dreams

Dogs on lawn chairs

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/03/10/20110310lindsay-lohan-rejects-plea-deal-case-heads-trial.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Difficult situation for a rich and talented actress.

Shamanic Dreams

http://www.shamanism.org/articles/ShamanicTheoryDreams-Harner.html

Spirits are real.

Dreams

Sphincter

Practical Protection

http://www.llewellyn.com/blog/2011/3/why-practical-protection-magick-is-needed/

I am in favor of protection against jealousy, greed, hatred, malice, etc.

Mirror, Mirror

She has to check her face in the mirror on the car before she goes into the house.

Dreams

Mountains of dirty dishes and drains clogged with towels

Rolls of camera film

Magical Housekeeping

http://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780738719856

"Call fairies into your garden."

Dreams

Chips for Chloe

Those Extra Pounds

"The average American & European intestine carries within it over 5 pounds of putrid, half-digested red meat, plus another 5-10 pounds of foul toxic mucous waste impacted of years in the folds of the colon and small intestines."

Many websites have this quote but I cannot find the original source.

Will eating cabbage correct this problem?

Defecalization

http://orthoclase.blogspot.com/2006/10/defecalization.html

Need to find the original references.

Dreams

Van in the water

Live food

Dreams, or Lack Thereof

http://www.why-we-dream.com/evolvetoforget.htm

Actually, the question is, "Why can't I remember my dreams?"

And the answers are too complicated.

Fart Spray

http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?p=297&c=34

I wonder if this is the product that was used in an experiment described in Science News?

Shoe versus Teeth

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/03/03/20110303indianapolis-strip-club-lawsuit.html?source=nletter-entertainment

A cautionary tale.

Might be better to not put oneself in harm's way.

Ketamine

http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/70410/title/Club_drug_tied_to_out-of-body_sensations

For those people who want to experience bizarre sensations.

Jane Russell, RIP

http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_OBIT_JANE_RUSSELL?SITE=NVLAS&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2011-02-28-19-26-03

She was one of my favorite film stars.

Paganicon

http://www.llewellyn.com/blog/2011/2/paganicon-hotel-convention-midwest/

Sounds like a ton of fun.

I wish it fit in my schedule.

Cross Culture Medicine

http://www.ihs.gov/navajo/index.cfm?module=nao_cross_culture_medicine

I can relate to several of these concepts.

Think About Death

"Think about death for five minutes every day."

- Reality Is Broken (2011) by Jane McGonigal, page 183.

The author suggests that this might cause us to savor our lives more.

Dreams

Mango margaritas

Sloppy

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/02/24/20110224lindsay-lohans-friends-she-may-not-survive-jail.html?source=nletter-entertainment

She was such a cute little girl in the remake of The Parent Trap.

Tarot for Writers

http://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780738714578

Clever idea, but there is always the possibility that you might call up more than just inspiration for a story.

To Die For

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/02/21/2078031/ind-eatery-pulls-billboards-with.html

Good marketing.

Free Tarot Reader

http://www.llewellyn.com/tarot_reading.php

Spooky.

Dreams

chaos
inadvertently pulled out the vine along with the post
five shots
cylinder punch
stinking bastard
short eastern Europeans versus Nazis
8 x 8 pan
Coal's pinched toe
Mark's weird handshake
runaway pickup
armed and armored SUV
competition shooting
gunfight versus Mexican outlaws in underground maze
prune to paint
pole pruner blocks garage door
illegal urban landscaper
ST-TNG assassin
landscaping the lines
automatic lock
travel light when escaping
flying
firefight in the mud
T-Rex

LSD flashbacks

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/02/18/20110218ozzy-osbourne-still-get-after-effects-lsd.html?source=nletter-entertainment

As you sow, so shall you reap.

T'Pol

http://www.scifispace.com/html/sttpol.php

Awesome Vulcan.

Hallucinogenic Bath Salts

http://www.ajc.com/news/georgia-politics-elections/proposal-would-ban-hallucinogenic-837897.html

Bizarre.

Ancient Aliens

http://www.history.com/shows/ancient-aliens

Very interesting, but is it history?

Mini-skirted Russians

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/02/10/2060116/mini-skirted-russians-urge-better.html

Weird does not even begin to describe this story.

Earth Power

http://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780875421216

Natural Magic.

Dreams

Italian restaurant, lasagna

Tackle box with lots of spinner baits, David Wise photos

Rescued black bear cub, half & half

Dreams

Fishing in shallow freshwater ponds

Looting the last few items out of old warehouses

Dallas needs 10,000 strippers

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/sports/Calling-All-Strippers-Dallas-Running-Low-for-Super-Bowl-Week-114795999.html

It could totally revive the economy.

Dreams

Fenced out of the tower

Bass-playing comedian

Lynne Russell

http://www.lynnerussell.com/

I am amazed bordering on stupification that she is older than I am.

Crop Circles

http://www.startribune.com/nation/114557049.html?elr=KArks:DCiUHc3E7_V_nDaycUiacyKU7DYaGEP7vDEh7P:DiUX

Well-respected astronomers agree that it was not left by a UFO, but what about well-respected astrologers?

Paul Fenton-Smith

http://www.academy-of-psychics.com.au/index.html

Tarot and other interesting subjects.

Dreams

The train almost derailed

Could not find identity papers on the train

Dreams

Timeshare

Helicopter in the water

2012

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/01/20/20110120seth-rogen-george-lucas-believes-2012-apocalypse.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Other people might be wrong about 2012, but George Lucas would not be wrong.

Goetia

http://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780738723556

"Safely bind demons" is an oxymoron if ever there was one.

Shoestring

http://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780738721361&?utm_source=salesalert&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Winter%2BSale%20B11811

Looks like an interesting book.

Dreams

Bad beer

No parking on Mackinac Island

Tuna salad sandwich

Black and white mouse

Salvia divinorum

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/18/us/18salvia.html?_r=1&nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha23

Maybe he went out there on that stuff and did not return.

Dreams

Boehner at Boerner

Blue dragonflies in the garden

A Flower to Fight Vampires

http://scienceray.com/biology/botany/a-flower-to-fight-vampires-the-secret-of-vervain/

Maybe I should grow Vervain.

Angels

http://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9781567187243

Companions, but do not worship angels.

The Dictionary of Demons

http://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780738723068

Call up not lest it in turn call up against you.

Proto-Elamite

http://www.artdaily.org/index.asp?int_sec=2&int_new=43465

Supernatural intermediary or shaman?

Dreams

Dancer

Bitten in jail

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/01/13/20110113new-york-inmate-bitten-by-rodent.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Very tough when one is bitten by a rodent.

Dreams

Hacking code in a sweatshop

Dreams

Croc boots, Gil, and Barron County minerals for trade

Searching for cylinders and grenades

Armand Pacher

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/01/12/2012367/prosecutors-drop-charges-against.html

His joke was not funny.

Pariedolia

http://www.wordspy.com/words/pareidolia.asp

Pattern recognition. Even when there is no pattern.

ESP Research

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/01/06/science/06esp.html?_r=1&nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha23

I particularly liked the experiment that reached back in time.

Witches vs. taxes

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/01/05/20110105romania-witches-use-spells-to-protest.html?source=nletter-entertainment

The spells using cat excrement sound interesting.

Dreams

Beagle in the garden

Pervert

http://www.startribune.com/sports/vikings/112829104.html?elr=KArksUUUezH_MDC7DaaDy_vDEh7P:DiU

Lisa Ripi's comment is interesting.