Fresh Sheets, or Lack Thereof

http://www.chicagotribune.com/travel/orl-travel-troubleshooter-2-042711,0,1277568.column

Trust no one.

Arizona Felony

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/04/27/20110427arizona-man-arrest-relieving-himself.html?source=nletter-entertainment

They take crime seriously in Arizona.

Dreams

Long hair

Superpowers

Vixen

Dreams

Selling gold

Alien and lack of bathroom facilities

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/04/26/20110426lindsay-lohan-do-her-community-service-morgue.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Hope she learns from her time at the morgue.

Dreams

Driving luxury cars inside hotels

Dreams

On the Origins of Granites

Jimmy the Swimming Turd

Lots of hot dogs at a snack shop

Dreams

15 seconds of fame

Late for dinner

Luke 10:18

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+10%3A18-20&version=NIV

He fell.

Dreams

Recycling as manual labor

Planting in the desert

Slugs on ripe tomatoes

Can't find my knife

Dreams

Desperately seeking flavor

Dreams

Insufficient shower facilities

Black widows

Pistillate

I had to go at 7, but the line was so long that I could not "pistillate."

Dreams

Game store with comfy chairs and fireplaces

Your decision gate is here and I cannot spare you any more time

Dreams

Modern shoes returned from 5000AD, some were pristine and some were severely damaged

More Dreams

Explaining the Boggert

Fruit-eating birds that look like monkeys

Dreams

Dave the Dive

Dreams

Herb presentation with no slides or PowerPoint.

Dreams

Blinded by the blackened long pig

Icelandic Museum

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/04/12/20110412iceland-penis-museum.html?source=nletter-entertainment

They should try to get John Dillinger's for the museum.

Dreams

Rental Houses and Spiders

Tattoos

Ghosts

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/04/11/20110411neve-campbell-ghosts-exist-because-ive-seen-one.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Hey, if Neve saw one ....

Parallel Universes

http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/72370/title/Book_Review_The_Hidden_Reality_Parallel_Universes_and_the_Deep_Laws_of_the_Cosmos_by_Brian_Greene

I want to read this book.

Dreams

The mice play while the cat is away, and I wrongly get the blame for it

Dreams

Flying over a sunken library.

Brenna Odell

http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Rosalyn_Landor

Worf describes her as being like a Klingon.

Dreams

Chaos

Vogel on the stair to nowhere

Shamanistic Wise Dog

http://animal.discovery.com/the-spot/daily-treat/comic-book/

I want a shamanistic wise dog.

Dreams

Mice and indoor landscaping

Ubar on Nova

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/ubar/

Search for the lost city.

The Atlantis of the Sands

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iram_of_the_Pillars

Ancient times were interesting.

Vatican Blames Internet

http://blastr.com/2011/04/vatican-blames-internet-f.php

It would be an interesting conference to attend.

Prehistoric Shamanism

http://www.prehistoricshamanism.com/

Prehistoric times were very interesting times.

The Dog Shaman

http://andieandjames.wordpress.com/dog-shaman/

The methods he uses are proven through hard science and fact.

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/04/01/20110401lindsay-lohan-defends-photos-not-drinking.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Lots of people fall down in front of bars.