Thanks to Brian for this one.
No Toilet Paper
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used
his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in
your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked
him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands
he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did,
you scared the crap out of him!"
HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Frank's Funeral
I cannot believe that Frank died and did not invite me to his funeral. What is even more unbelievable is that I was seen at the funeral, even though I did not go. Or least according to the guy at The Gingerbread House.
http://www.gingerbreadfarmhouse.com/
But at least the (different) guy at Harris bank recognized me as his former driver.
I am just trying to be anonymous.
How am I doing?
http://www.gingerbreadfarmhouse.com/
But at least the (different) guy at Harris bank recognized me as his former driver.
I am just trying to be anonymous.
How am I doing?
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
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