Virgin Mary in Wisconsin

http://www.adn.com/2010/12/08/1594692/church-wis-site-1st-us-virgin.html

Makes me wish I was Catholic.

Dreams

Logging big pines on a steep slope

Eating rib-eye steak sandwiches

UFO Watchtower

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/26/us/26ufo.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=a23

The world needs more places like this.

Dreams

Crullers

Bathtub full of renovation materials

Dreams

More tasks than Hercules.

Cats and dogs and turtles.

Dreams

Can't find a table.

Wayne and Tuaca.

Dreams

Post-apocalyptic thriller.

Neighbors

"No matter what the subject is, his is always bigger."

- One neighbor commenting on another neighbor.

Excellent.

Dreams

Open-pollinated apple tree genetics

Overrun by cats and dogs (I liked the red beagle)

Birds in the house (junco, scarlet tanager, red-headed woodpecker)

Dreams

Save your work.

Aguane

"The Aguane are shape-changers and present themselves often as ugly old women."

- A Field Guide to the Little People (1977) by Nancy Arrowsmith, page 157.

There are a lot of Aguane around these days.

And all of them are Hillary Clinton supporters.

Dreams

Footsteps.

Exorcism

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/13/us/13exorcism.html?_r=1&nl=todaysheadlines&emc=a23

The subject is worthy of a closed-door conference in Baltimore.

Satan promotes church

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/11/11/1921011/satan-promotes-new-church-in-north.html

Clever.

Mystery Missile

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2010/11/mystery-missile-is-probably-a-jet/?mbid=wir_ob_ppc_rss_174264630

It is an X-Files case.

Martes

http://books.google.com/books

Surprisingly little information available on dark hairy women.

Dreams

Broken Fang

Catching big turtles, but not snapping turtles.

Ratio of portable toilets to people?

What is the correct ratio of portable toilets to people?

http://www.psai.org/about.html

According to the above link, it is 1:10.

According to the following link, it is 1:100, or maybe 1:75 or 1:50.

http://racedirector.runnersworld.com/2009/11/how-do-you-handle-calls-of-nature.html

Time Traveler

http://www.lvrj.com/blogs/onlineguy/Thats_no_Apple_iPhone_its_a__banana.html

Very strange.

Dreams

Burned up sedan.

Dreams

"It wouldn't be safe but let's do it anyway."

Spiritual Tourism

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/20/us/20sedona.html?_r=1&th&emc=th

Sedona suffers from a downturn.

Dreams

Runaway riverboat

Double zucchini inside a hard shell

Achuar

http://travel.nytimes.com/2010/10/17/travel/17Ecuador.html?pagewanted=1&th&emc=th

Shamanism is alive and well in the Amazon.

Interesting to note that the Achuar have the ability to deal with the sacred datura without the crippling side effects.

Dagon

http://ancienthistory.about.com/od/godsmyth/a/Dagon.htm

Dagon from the archeological viewpoint.

Dreams

House tour at the mansion

Questions about raccoon hunting in Plymouth

Dreams

Runescape demons.

Dreams

The toad lover's garden

Natural landscaping at the gun club

Alchemy

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/12/science/12newton.html?_r=1&th&emc=th

Sir Isaac Newton the Alchemist.

Dreams

Catastrophic thunderstorms.

Saving young people.

Dreams

File folder chaos.

Information overload.

Dreams

Food safety issues of tons of partially thawed ground beef.

Dreams

Airport chaos.

Dreams

Dogs and doughnuts.

Not a good combination.

Dreams

$20,000 fee for a spot at a farmers market.

That seems a little steep.

Is it that much in real life?

Dreams

White van as toboggan.

Dreams

Acorns

Dreams

Left road to avoid deer, car wedged in rocks

Dreams

Catch and release walleye in a rented row boat.

Dreams

Lack of curtains in a public mansion.

Lucid Dreaming

Mala Dasgupta vs. Clarkstein

Child killers

http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/63574/title/Clues_to_child_sacrifices_found_in_Inca_building

Very hard to bridge the gap of time and culture to understand behavior like this.

13 Gates

http://www.llewellyn.com/journal/article/2122

Lovecraft continues to fascinate.

She Dabbled in Witchcraft

http://www.startribune.com/politics/national/senate/103232084.html?elr=KArksUUUU

So what?

Dreams

I been Chiba, too.

Dreams

Driveway potholes backfilled with cut and polished granite.

Dreams

Bad teeth and braces.

Dreams

Never get between a grizzly bear and her cubs.

Dreams

Dream about a dream about a bullet hole in the hardwood floor.

Jesus hit by bcar

http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/05/07/1617987/lord-jesus-christ-his-real-name.html

It is his real name, but is he the real Jesus?

Chased by demons

An arrest affidavit says Kirk told a friend he was chased by demons.

- The Dallas Morning News (link here)

It is never an easy thing to be chased by demons.

Evangelizing Grittiness

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/12/us/12tenderloin.html?th&emc=th

Tourists observing pass-out drunks and drug abusers seems like a good idea to me.

Not that I would want to do it myself.

Evangelizing hallucinogens

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/12/science/12psychedelics.html?th&emc=th

I particularly liked the part where monitors could not distinguish the reactions to psilocybin and Ritalin.

Double-barreled

They documented identifying anatomical characteristics such as the distinctive little horns on the ends of the lizards’ double-barreled male reproductive organs. Which, by the way, are far from unusual in and of themselves: “All snakes and lizards have a paired copulatory organ,” Brown says.

- Science News (link here)

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Thanks to Brian for this one.


No Toilet Paper

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used
his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in
your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked
him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands
he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did,
you scared the crap out of him!"

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

Frank's Funeral

I cannot believe that Frank died and did not invite me to his funeral. What is even more unbelievable is that I was seen at the funeral, even though I did not go. Or least according to the guy at The Gingerbread House.

http://www.gingerbreadfarmhouse.com/

But at least the (different) guy at Harris bank recognized me as his former driver.

I am just trying to be anonymous.

How am I doing?

Dreams

Escaped kitten gone feral in the house.

Very strange.