Spontaneous combustion

Investigators are baffled as to how a man suffered second- and third-degree burns inside his apartment - even though the only sign of a fire was a candle in the bathroom. Knoxville Fire Department crews found the 56-year-old victim inside his apartment bathroom Monday afternoon with third-degree burns to his face and second-degree burns to his hands.

- AP/Miami Herald (link here)

Witchcraft in Lithuania

In these difficult times for creditors, a Lithuanian debt collector is offering an unconventional service to retrieve arrears: witchcraft.

- AP/azcentral (link here)

It is a dilemna

http://dsquared22.com/blog/2007/01/06/the-dilemma-dilemna/

I grew up in that alternate universe that is mentioned in the above link.

Burnt weenie

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else. ..."

- Rajini Narayan, an Australian woman accused of setting her husband's genitals on fire, quoted by AP/azcentral (link here)