Fresh Sheets, or Lack Thereof

http://www.chicagotribune.com/travel/orl-travel-troubleshooter-2-042711,0,1277568.column

Trust no one.

Arizona Felony

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/04/27/20110427arizona-man-arrest-relieving-himself.html?source=nletter-entertainment

They take crime seriously in Arizona.

Dreams

Long hair

Superpowers

Vixen

Dreams

Selling gold

Alien and lack of bathroom facilities

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/04/26/20110426lindsay-lohan-do-her-community-service-morgue.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Hope she learns from her time at the morgue.

Dreams

Driving luxury cars inside hotels

Dreams

On the Origins of Granites

Jimmy the Swimming Turd

Lots of hot dogs at a snack shop