Chased by demons

An arrest affidavit says Kirk told a friend he was chased by demons.

- The Dallas Morning News (link here)

It is never an easy thing to be chased by demons.

Evangelizing Grittiness

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/12/us/12tenderloin.html?th&emc=th

Tourists observing pass-out drunks and drug abusers seems like a good idea to me.

Not that I would want to do it myself.

Evangelizing hallucinogens

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/12/science/12psychedelics.html?th&emc=th

I particularly liked the part where monitors could not distinguish the reactions to psilocybin and Ritalin.

Double-barreled

They documented identifying anatomical characteristics such as the distinctive little horns on the ends of the lizards’ double-barreled male reproductive organs. Which, by the way, are far from unusual in and of themselves: “All snakes and lizards have a paired copulatory organ,” Brown says.

- Science News (link here)

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Thanks to Brian for this one.


No Toilet Paper

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used
his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in
your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked
him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands
he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did,
you scared the crap out of him!"

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

Frank's Funeral

I cannot believe that Frank died and did not invite me to his funeral. What is even more unbelievable is that I was seen at the funeral, even though I did not go. Or least according to the guy at The Gingerbread House.

http://www.gingerbreadfarmhouse.com/

But at least the (different) guy at Harris bank recognized me as his former driver.

I am just trying to be anonymous.

How am I doing?

Dreams

Escaped kitten gone feral in the house.

Very strange.