Happy St. Patrick's Day

Thanks to Brian for this one.


No Toilet Paper

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used
his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in
your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked
him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands
he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did,
you scared the crap out of him!"

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

Frank's Funeral

I cannot believe that Frank died and did not invite me to his funeral. What is even more unbelievable is that I was seen at the funeral, even though I did not go. Or least according to the guy at The Gingerbread House.

http://www.gingerbreadfarmhouse.com/

But at least the (different) guy at Harris bank recognized me as his former driver.

I am just trying to be anonymous.

How am I doing?

Dreams

Escaped kitten gone feral in the house.

Very strange.

Minnesota Bigfoot

http://www.startribune.com/local/78975102.html?elr=KArksUUUU

Bigfoot sighting in Minnesota.

Watch where you step

(Thanks to my brother for this picture.)

This is a sewer tank.

Would be very unpleasant to fall in there.

God made him do it

WLEX-TV reported the man told the guard that God wanted him to steal a Dodge Charger.

- AP/azcentral (link here)

Sounds plausible.

Doomsday

http://www.llewellyn.com/journal/article/2058?utm_source=emagazine1109&utm_medium=email&utm_content=emagazine%2Bnovember%202009&utm_campaign=LEM1109

Interesting article on doomsday predictions.

The 2012 Mayan date is going to be interesting.