Nightmare

Sprawling mansion and approaching tornado.

Cannot find the stairs to the basement.

Spooky.

Rip Torn

I hope I look this good when I am 78 (link for picture from AP/azcentral here).

Ivory sculpture

A 35,000-year-old ivory carving of a busty woman found in a German cave was unveiled Wednesday by archaeologists who believe it is the oldest known sculpture of the human form.

- AP/azcentral (link here)

Natufians

http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1858121,00.html?imw=Y

Interesting article about the burial site of a Natufian shaman.

Twin urinals

Excellent.

Make him fit

"....a macabre rumor began circulating in this small town that the undertaker had to cut off his legs to fit him in the coffin."

- AP/Miami Herald (link here)

Seems like a reasonable solution.

An acrid stench so vile....

The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe.

- Ap/ajc (link here)

Excellent.

A reaf-life Nissifer.