Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/03/30/20110330lindsay-lohan-cleared-betty-ford-scuffle-case.html?source=nletter-entertainment

She dodged another bullet.

Cloud Girlfriend

http://cloudgirlfriend.com/

Going to be interesting to see how this works.

Natasha Hugger

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHes7NHR80A

I have seen this trailer a million times on the Syfy channel and I never get tired of it.

Dreams

Leaking laundry in the attic

Rats and chipmunks in the basement

Vampire Romance

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/03/22/2132632/former-homestead-navy-sailor-nabbed.html

This is what role-playing games do to some people.

Dreams

Lack of shower facilities

Girls with caterpillars

Spilled gasoline

Lowlife

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-rt-entertainment-us-litre72m99r-20110323,0,5348598.story

Juries are unpredictable.

Dreams

Old acquaintances

Woman fires four rounds into neighbor's house

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/03/23/20110323florida-woman-fires-shots-for-not-getting-kiss.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Excellent.

The Paulding Light

http://www.backwoodswisconsin.com/images/paulding3.jpg

Maybe it is related to the Watersmeet Node, a geological oddity.

Dreams

Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/03/22/20110322lindsay-lohan-considering-pleading-no-contest.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Long sad saga.

Dreams

Walking, north or south?

Ming the Merciless

Blondie

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/03/21/20110321debbie-harry-admits-past-drug-addiction.html?source=nletter-entertainment

New album out soon.

Rodell Vereen

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/03/21/20110321south-carolina-sex-with-horse.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Unbelievable.

Dreams

Termites

Dreams

Mercedes

Dreams

Nascar

Dogs

Cooking without the necessary ingredients

His Mom is Satan

http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/03/18/2122228/cops-pa-man-said-my-mom-is-satan.html

Bizarre incident.

Lost in time and space

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/03/16/20110316tennessee-man-tells-police-it-was-1989.html?source=nletter-entertainment

But he was only 22 years off.

Drug overdoses in Minnesota

http://www.startribune.com/local/118182584.html

Maybe they were snorting laundry detergent and plooking each other.

Lowlife

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/17/fashion/17lindsay.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha210

Her strategy is working, because people are talking about what she is wearing instead of what she has done.

Owsley

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/17/arts/music/from-owsleys-60s-to-today-a-long-strange-intergenerational-trip.html?_r=1&nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha28

Infamous distributor of LSD.

Dreams

Police brutality

Creatures in the sink drain

And several other excellent dreams that I cannot remember now

Dreams

Edible Hat

Trees with metallic fruit

Blogging

Dreams

Mice

Dreams

Skeleton Keys

Dreams

An office party for Dog Face Jerry

Gordon's copier does not work, or does it?

Atlantis

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/03/110312135018.htm

I am amazed bordering upon stupification that they actually found Atlantis.

Well, maybe.

Dreams

Multiple-choice tests

Dreams

Dogs on lawn chairs

Lowlife

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/2011/03/10/20110310lindsay-lohan-rejects-plea-deal-case-heads-trial.html?source=nletter-entertainment

Difficult situation for a rich and talented actress.

Shamanic Dreams

http://www.shamanism.org/articles/ShamanicTheoryDreams-Harner.html

Spirits are real.

Dreams

Sphincter

Practical Protection

http://www.llewellyn.com/blog/2011/3/why-practical-protection-magick-is-needed/

I am in favor of protection against jealousy, greed, hatred, malice, etc.

Mirror, Mirror

She has to check her face in the mirror on the car before she goes into the house.

Dreams

Mountains of dirty dishes and drains clogged with towels

Rolls of camera film

Magical Housekeeping

http://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780738719856

"Call fairies into your garden."

Dreams

Chips for Chloe

Those Extra Pounds

"The average American & European intestine carries within it over 5 pounds of putrid, half-digested red meat, plus another 5-10 pounds of foul toxic mucous waste impacted of years in the folds of the colon and small intestines."

Many websites have this quote but I cannot find the original source.

Will eating cabbage correct this problem?

Defecalization

http://orthoclase.blogspot.com/2006/10/defecalization.html

Need to find the original references.

Dreams

Van in the water

Live food

Dreams, or Lack Thereof

http://www.why-we-dream.com/evolvetoforget.htm

Actually, the question is, "Why can't I remember my dreams?"

And the answers are too complicated.

Fart Spray

http://www.prankplace.com/product.aspx?p=297&c=34

I wonder if this is the product that was used in an experiment described in Science News?

Shoe versus Teeth

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2011/03/03/20110303indianapolis-strip-club-lawsuit.html?source=nletter-entertainment

A cautionary tale.

Might be better to not put oneself in harm's way.

Ketamine

http://www.sciencenews.org/view/generic/id/70410/title/Club_drug_tied_to_out-of-body_sensations

For those people who want to experience bizarre sensations.